Cheddar George is simply a song about a guy completely obsessed with cheese.
lyrics
Cheddar George is the kind of a man who would try to boil halloumi in a yellow frying pan
He can walk across the ceiling with stilton in his ears
But if he doesn't clean his fridge out soon, it's going to end in tears
His car has got big holes in, because it's gorgonzola
He lied to all his friends at work, and said it was a Roller
Cheddar George is rather indiscreet
That familiar cheesy smell isn't coming from his feet
He lives in Double Gloucester in a house called Cottage Cheese
There's never any wind there, but the gentlest of breeze
and if you want to go there, you are, out of your mind
But if you must insist, it's quite easy to fnd
You take the edam to Red Leicester
Turn right at Dairylea
Flare up both your nostrils and try to smell the brie
Cheddar George isn't feeling very well
He tried to block his nostrils, but inhaled a Babybell
While in his cheese laboratory, he made a cheese liqueur
But the cheddar he was using was just far too mature
It couldn't handle silliness and made us stop this song
...but we still carried on
credits
from Grated Hits,
released November 30, 2019
(c) 2019 The Real Cheesemakers
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