I was felling kinda peckish on my way in to the office, so I stopped at a greasy spoon
There were paper cloths on tables and artificial flowers and cheap deflated balloons
The waitress cam on over in a really filthy pinny and holes ripped in her jeans
She said "would you like the menu?"
I said "really I don't need one. I'll have eggs, bacon, chops and beans"
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (I want it)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (I need it)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (just bring me)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
A hungover Sunday morning and I'm feeling pretty grotty, unsteady upon my feet
I make a cup of coffee, but it doesn't hit the spot
I need something to eat
I put my head upon my pillow and I think about my options and remember last night's dreams
When suddenly it hits me, I've got just the thing to cure me
Eggs, bacon, chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (I want it)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (I need it)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (you want it)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Don't forget the ketchup!
"Anything else loves? Two more teas?"
"No thanks darling, just the bill please"
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (I ate)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (deplate it)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans (masticate it)
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
Eggs, bacon chips and beans
credits
from Grated Hits,
released November 30, 2019
(c) 2019 The Real Cheesemakers
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