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this song is a eulogy to an old friend..well more of a pet really

lyrics

WHen I was young, I had a weasel
Like an angry mouse, but twice as long
He was a painting on my easel
But now he's words inside our song

It's a song about small woodland creatures
in which the weasel exclusively features
and I'm aware that there are other animals in the wood
But I put it to you, with the exception of the badger, they're not as good

as a weasel (so small and furry)
weasel (bright shiny eyes)
weasel (they're never as big as you think they are)
weasel

Like a furry sausage with sharp teeth at one end
and when you handle him, you can really make him bend
into a circle, where you can't find the end
then you can throw him like a frisbee to a friend

Playing weasel Frisbee right through the afternoon
and on into the evening beneath the light of a waxing moon
and when it gets to dark to see you can take your weasel home
and rub his furry tummy 'til he recovers from being thrown

Weasel (he's got anger issues)
Weasel (and really sharp teeth)
Weasel (don't poke him; he'll have your fingers off)
Weasel

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from Grated Hits, released November 30, 2019
(c) 2019 The Real Cheesemakers

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